- Homepage of Minneapolis writer Abe Welle, former KUMM radio host and newspaper columnist. With satirical media commentary and Bad Relationships comic strip.
- Headline, archives and a disclaimer that promises to shovel it in the name of free speech. Features humor at the expense of deities, political parties, religion and humans in general.
- Contains short stories, including wildebeests, cornbread stealing ghosts and an alcoholic teddy bear named Fromage Boudreaux that hires hookers, steals cars/planes, and eats rice. The content is updated daily.
- Features a tongue-in-cheek civic action game. The objective is to save the republic by finding the trustworthy congressmen and vanquishing the corrupt ones.
- Stories and news presented as if written in 1400-1600 A.D. Also contains links to the actual inspirations for the articles, plus reference resources.