- Offers a simple and inexpensive solution to combating mind-control. Includes maintenance instructions, testimonials and a history of aluminum and psychotronics.
- Weblog addresses current events based on the theory that the apocalypse is near and that black-ops forces manipulate everyday life. Includes submission guidelines and archives.
- Offers information about the man who, if he exists, fights for international justice and against all things corrupt or nasty. Includes future operations, articles and messages.
- Offers photographs from the Pathfinder mission that reveal the presence of life on Mars. Includes guest-written articles on topics such as Martian rays, space bats, and what happens while in suspended animation.
- Works to protect the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland from subterfuge, terrorism, subversion and all other forms of badness and evil. Includes employment opportunities and a list of enemies.
- Details how Hollywood uses monkeys to influence us in our daily lives. It details the monkey conspiracy theory and includes a list of films that feature monkeys.