- Part humor, part holy ghost revival, "and somehow part cocker spaniel." Aims to point out the miraculous in the ordinary using paradox and absurdity.
- "Hinjew leaders today conceded the merger of Hinduism and Judaism has not worked out as planned, as instead of forming a super-religion to fight off the common Islamic enemy, they had instead created a race of 900 million people who, no matter how many times they are reincarnated, can never please their mothers."
- Home of the worshippers of the Great Serpent. Come on in. Relax. Take a rodent for your snake companion, and then help yourself to some brownies and tea.